$UBI · UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME · PAID IN REAL USDC
EVERYBODY'S
GETTING UBI.
no vote needed, ser. the contract just pays you.
Dr. Doom says automation's coming for your job. Elon's been saying the government should just give people money since forever. Every economist with a podcast agrees UBI is coming, but they just can't agree on how to pay for it. So we skipped the debate: every trade routes a 4% fee straight to holders, in real USDC. gm, welcome to Universal Basic Income.
live on stonkfun.xyz, Solana's launchpad for fair-launch degens
the copium is optional, the lore is not
It's Not Financial Advice.
It's Just... The Timeline.
"Eventually, we need some form of universal basic income for everybody while they work and once they retire. We're already on the way," Roubini told Fortune, warning that AI and robots will replace a huge share of jobs within 20-25 years.
Read the Fortune interview, Jul 18 2026 ↗
Elon's been on this take since forever: government's whole job should be to maximize people's happiness by just giving them money, and letting each person decide what they need instead of some blunt legislation deciding for them.
View the tweet on X ↗Everybody agrees it's coming. Nobody agrees who cuts the check.
So we skipped the referendum. $UBI is a smart contract that pays out on autopilot: every single trade routes 4% straight to holders, in real USDC. Not a policy proposal. Not a promise for after the election. Onchain, every block.
source: the $UBI whitepaper, such as it is
Translation for the anons in the back: don't wait for Congress, don't wait for the UN, don't wait for a universal basic income pilot program to get approved in committee. Buy the ticker, hold the ticker, get paid automatically, every time someone else trades it.
Everyone's getting UBI. This time it's actually Income.
$UBI launched fair on stonkfun.xyz, Solana's launchpad for fair-launch degens. no presale, no VC allocation, just anons and a smart contract.
tokenomics (the fun kind of income)
$UBI Pays You To Believe In It.
every trade routes a fee straight to holders (paid out in real USDC, not imaginary rebase points). literally universal basic income for everyone who's in.
- ◆ fair launch: no presale, no team unlock surprises
- ◆ 4% tx fee auto-routed to holders in USDC
- ◆ liquidity locked at launch
- ◆ contract ownership renounced post-launch
- ◆ priced in vibes, secured in stables
*exact figures & contract confirmed at launch. this is the lore, not the audit. DYOR, frens.
the roadmEap
From "gm" To Actual Income
gm
memes drop, ticker goes viral, everyone thinks it's just another income meme. it's not. the contract is already paying.
Ape Season
fair launch, LP locked, first holders start stacking 4% USDC rewards just for holding and vibing.
Checks Clear
CT discovers the lore, first payout screenshots flood the timeline, listings, meme competitions, general chaos.
Basic Income, Onchain
reward tiers & staking for long-term holders, more volume routed straight back to the community treasury. no cap, we said it, we mean it.
Numbers Up, Checks Up
nothing left to do but stack $UBI and let the fee engine do the rest. wagmi, literally by design.
Join The Fren-ternity
No suits. No 40-page roadmEap PDF nobody reads. Just anons who read one tweet thread about UBI and decided to ape. Bring your good vibes, your worst puns, and your unwavering belief that income should be as universal as the memes.